I Missed It!
How The Hell Do You Miss It!?
Firstly, I'm super sad that I didn't even know there was such a thing as national Tequila day...
Dammit South Africa! Always talking about shit like the EFF political party (Economic Food Fighters) but forgetting to let people in on the real important stuff!
I don't care about Mr. JuJu, he can go eat all the pap and pastrami he wants! I want to know about the important things in the world, things like Tequila Day, Dan Bilzerian and Mad Max!
Secondly, the hell kind of lifestyle does this Dan have... As a guy who really loves his life... I kinda feel sad when I see how D.B lives. Very sad, very jealous. He proves money does buy happiness!
It's a sad day realizing you missed Tequila day, Julius Malema has a political party and you're not Dan Bilzerian!
OpiniGer out, keep it classy you envious fools.


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